Did Da' Shifu ever beat up Chuck Norris? Joke
Does anyone know if Da' Shifu ever beat up Chuck Norris? I only ask because today is Chuck Norris birthday...So in memorandum I'll pick a clean "fact" from Ian Spectors book:
If you disagree with Chuck Norris he'll karate chop you into a bajillion pieces. He is aware that this is not a number but if you call him on it, he'll roundhouse kick you into a quabillion.
I really do have a life....really.
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Joke
Just to clarify. You guys know this is a joke right?
Liz reads from the Chuck Norris joke book on a regular basis and she thinks everyone else does too!
For those who don't know. Chuck Norris jokes were one of the early memes to hit the internet. Google it. Funny stuff.
Friends
Yeah, he spoke highly of Chuck.
How about this one
Chuck Norris has way better Chuck Norris jokes than any of the ones published. But he won't submit them to any of the Chuck Norris websites because he doesn't believe in any form of submission
or
When Chuck Norris does push ups his body does not move up and down. The world moves.
and
of never mind. that one is not appropriate
no
Da Shifu Sr. told me he and Chuck were friends and that he was a nice guy. Lets not start anything.
Chuck Norris
He doesn't sleep...
He waits.